The Aviary Crib is simple, and could double as a cage for non-baby-people, but the website says it has no "corners of entrapment." I suppose that's reassuring to someone, but I find it disappointing.

The Baby Dear Crib is actually heart-shaped and comes in "Pastry Pink."

The Frette Crib is apparently the only crib on the market with a hand-forged iron dome. Cue my wicked laughter and the sound of metal snapping onto metal.

The Millennium Crib makes me wonder: have I become a crib fetishist?